Works

[marval]

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today"

Says She: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."

Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now, just give me the good news, OK?"

Says She: "Well, the air bag works..."

[didoatwork]

Excellent. Works on so many levels!!

[wildwood]

... and the insurance is paid up to date.