Cherie Blair's Chauffeur

[Ann]

Cherie Blair is touring the countryside in a chauffeur-driven car.

Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop..

Cherie, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur:

'You get out and check - you were driving.'

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer.' says Cherie.

Five hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face.

'My god, what happened to you ?' asks Cherie.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle
of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me. '

'What on earth did you say?' asks Cherie.

I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them: 'I'm
Cherie Blair's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.'

[daftgrandad]

Excellent Ann,if only !

[Sqad]

LOL

[DTCwordfan]

what did she do to deserve that.....?

lol

[daftgrandad]

Hi again.Just read this joke in the DM Kelvin Mackenzie column.
I wonder who copied whom ?

[Ann]

Me! I copied it from Daily Mail - I thought it was so funny I wanted others to read it too!

[The-Toff-]

Just got in from a call out, love it, lol.