How much !

[whatmeworry]

I went to the butchers and asked him if he hadanything on special offer......

he replied "yes, I've got eight legs of venison"

"that will be too dear !" i said

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I went in to the butcher's and he said "what do want me old c0ck?"
I said "No a pound of bacon please"

I said "I bet you a tenner you can't reach those t-bones on the top shelf"
He sad "No, the steaks are too high"

I said to him "Where's Fred your usual assistant today?"
He said "I had to sack him, he kept putting his c0ck in the bacon slicer"
I said "Crikey, what have you done with the bacon slicer?"
He said "I've had to let her go as well"

[Old_Geezer]

Oh I think I know him. Didn't he back into his bacon slicer the other day, got a little behind in his orders ?