The Story of two Brooms

[starone]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

........... ............. ..............

Sounds to me like she's ........ !
.....been ....sweeping around!!!


You can groan if you like!

[jd_here]

Groan :)

[factor-fiction]

Groan.

WHen i saw the title I thought it was going to a variation of the joke my grandma used to tell. She claimed to have had the same broom that had been in her family for over a hundred years for 80 years.... although it had had three new handles and six new heads in that time.
Groan again.

That reminds me, does anyone ever use that expression Living Over the Brush nowadays?

[sigma]

In Fools and Horses, Trigger had a similar broom

[boxtops]

Groan - factor, I remember that expression!

[boxtops]

Here you go, a bit like a handfasting, then! http://www.phrases.or...d/9/messages/383.html