Ella
Ella was feeling tired, worn down, sluggish, bereft of pep. Her get-up-and-go just got up and gone.
So, she scheduled her annual physical a little early this year.
When the doctor had completed the exhaustive examination.
He told Ella to meet him back in his office when she had finished dressing.
From behind his desk, the doctor said, "Well, I can't find any physiological reason for your problem, but I believe it's due to drinking."
"I'll bet you're right," replied Ella. "And, you know what? I think it's utterly shameful!"
"Now, now," said the doctor. "Millions of people have a problem with alcohol. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
"It most certainly is!" Ella huffed, as she picked up her purse and stood to leave.
Pausing in the doorway, she shook her head sadly at the doctor and said, "I'll come back when you're sober."