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Lifesavers. (Polo fruits)
The teacher gave the class a bowl full of Lifesavers (what we in the UK know as Polo Fruits) and asked the children to identify the flavours by their colour:
And they did....
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
This time none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said: 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!'
And they did....
Red......................Cherry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange ................ Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY Lifesavers.
This time none of the children could identify the taste.
The teacher said: 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spat her Lifesaver out and yelled:
'Oh my God! They're arse-holes!'
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