Is this funny?

[Groupie]

So this morning I went to my allotment to check on my vegetables and what not, when I realised half of the soil was missing, I was utterly shocked, so I went home and checked back later only to find even more has gone missing.

I think I'm losing the plot.

[EvianBaby]

No.

[carrust]

Lol.
Someone dumped a load of Bisto on my allotment.....

...........The plot thickens.....

[Old_Geezer]

Vaguely. I can see the humour but it is 'christmas cracker' standard.

[starone]

Groan!

[4candles]

It's a question of delivery. Shortened, and told by Tommy Cooper, it would be hilarious.

[piggynose]

pi55 poor

[craft1948]

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself................................ they've lost the plot!!