I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she
wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No,' - excitedly.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
Reminds me of something I actually heard years ago in a hardware shop. The old lady was buying an oil heater & she shouted in the shopkeepers ear (he wan't deaf) "you see mother's very old"