So... Kim Jong il Died...

AB Editor | 16:27 Tue 20th Dec 2011 | Jokes

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I managed to make up the following two jokes:

#1 "We knew he was il."

#2 "I guess his Korea is over."

Okay, your turn!

Is this you?

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DTCwordfan

agree with you, sunny.

And how long do you give the son - 3 to 6 months and he will be over thrown.

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DTCwordfan

This sums up the state of NKorea under the Dear Leader.

"Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow.
During a break, they're bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal.

Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: "Ivan, jump!"

Sobbing, Ivan says: "Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home"

Putin sheds a tear himself, apologises to Ivan, and sends him away.

Next, it's Kim Jong Il's turn. He calls his bodyguard Lee Myung Man and yells: "Lee Myung Man, jump!"

Not hesitating for a split second, Lee Myung Man is just about to jump out the window.

Putin grabs Lee Myung Man to prevent him from jumping and says: "Are you out of your mind? If you jump out this window, you'll die! This is the 20th floor!"

Nevertheless, Lee Myung Man is still struggling, trying to escape Putin's embrace and jump out the window: "Mr. Putin, please let me go! I have a wife and child at home!"

Postdog

I like the above!

I'm also with sunny dave on this btw.

Slapshot

"According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he had been constantly accused of dishonesty, corruption, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could have been in Parlliament."

He'd have down a storm in Italy...;-)