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Blonde joke
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises
coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband
lying naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
But just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes down and says,
"Mummy, Mummy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in the
wardrobe & she has no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back
upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough,
there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten *****', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack,
and you're running around naked,
playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband
lying naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
But just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes down and says,
"Mummy, Mummy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in the
wardrobe & she has no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back
upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
She rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough,
there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
'You rotten *****', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack,
and you're running around naked,
playing hide and seek with the kids!!'
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