Little Miss Muffett

[Slapshot]

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her
But little Boy Blue with his horn.

[starone]

Have you bought a new joke book? It's taking me all my time reading all these jokes.

[Lashbo]

This is part of the lyrics of 'Big Six' by Judge Dread which was banned by the BBC but got to number 11 in the UK singles chart in 1972.