Little Miss Muffett

Slapshot | 00:39 Fri 23rd Dec 2011 | Jokes

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
Her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't the spider that sat down beside her
But little Boy Blue with his horn.

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starone

Have you bought a new joke book? It's taking me all my time reading all these jokes.

Lashbo

This is part of the lyrics of 'Big Six' by Judge Dread which was banned by the BBC but got to number 11 in the UK singles chart in 1972.

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