Just transposed this from R&S

[DTCwordfan]

I know a lot of you don't read R&S but I thought I would transpose this.....it was in response to an antique and asinine of women's rights that our Jehovah's Witness has....

Excuse the replication.



Here is the real truth and discovered on Mt Arafat and kept in Salem all these centuries..

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have
a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and
all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but
I'm just not happy."


"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples.""Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a man, Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie,
cheat, and be vain and glorious; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.
But...he'll be bigger, faster, and will like to hunt and kill things.
He will look silly when he's aroused, but since you've been complaining,
I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.
He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and
kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he'll also need your
advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.

"What's the catch, Lord?"

"Well... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring... So you'll
have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our
little secret...You know, woman to woman."

[squarebear]

lol very good.

[DTCwordfan]

"asinine view"

[DTCwordfan]

not you SB, what I left out...I quite enjoyed it when I found it again and most apropos for the thread involved. They need a lighter moment.

[squarebear]

I don't get it Elderman. I thought jokes were supposed to have a punch line?