No entry

[marval]

Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a head covering in order to enter the sanctuary.

One Sunday a lady arrived without her head covering. The priest tells her that she cannot enter without it.

A few moments later, the lady re-appears wearing her blouse tied to her head.

The shocked priest says, "Madam, I cannot allow you to enter this holy place without your wearing a blouse."

"But Father, I have a divine right," she says.

"Yes, I see," he says. "And your left one isn't bad either, but you still must wear a blouse to enter this church!"

[maggiebee]

Groan

[wildwood]

so she wasn't showing signs of a bad mammary?

[starone]

Hee-hee!