Wedding Night II
A newly married couple arranged to spend their wedding night at the bride’s parents’ house before setting off on their honeymoon the following day. However when they had not put in an appearance an hour before they were due to leave for the airport, the brides mother began to get worried.
‘Has any one seen June and Malcolm since yesterday?’ she asked the rest of the family.
‘I did’ says their 7 year old son. ‘Last night when I went to the bathroom, Malcolm asked me if I had any Vaseline. I wasn’t sure what that was, so I gave him a tube of my modelling glue instead.’