Some snappy one liners :D

[Jakesb]

I'll dedicate these joke to my dad he's a roofer so... dad If you're up there

Standing in a park today wondering why does a frizbee apear larger the closer it gets.... Then it hit me!

I thought I was popular on my darts team... Till they put me in goal

Say what you want about the make a wish foundadtion they can work to a deadline

Venicen's deer isn't it?

I've got a polestyrene door... You can't knock it

[Mosaic]

What a lovely dress, I remember when those were fashionable.

[emmie]

if brains were gunpowder, he wouldn't have enough to blow his hat off,
dorothy parker..

[johnny37]

My BIL asked me if I could recommend anything to keep his hair in. I gave him a cardboard box.