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A Worral Joke
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A certain famous chef was arrested recently in Tescos for shop lifting. When he went before the judge he asked him, "What did you steal?" he replied: a bottle of wine.
The judge asked her why he had stolen them and he replied that he was depressed and craving the better things in life.
The judge then asked him how many glasses of wine were in the bottle. He replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the chef's wife, coincidentally called Jay, spoke up and asked the judge if she could say something.
He said, " What is it?" The wife said "He also stole a can of peas."
The judge asked her why he had stolen them and he replied that he was depressed and craving the better things in life.
The judge then asked him how many glasses of wine were in the bottle. He replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the chef's wife, coincidentally called Jay, spoke up and asked the judge if she could say something.
He said, " What is it?" The wife said "He also stole a can of peas."
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