News Flash.........

[Annna]

NEWS FLASHES


1. Now on sale at IKEA…..LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it's all tongue and groove.

2. A Muslim athlete has been fatally wounded with a starting pistol; police say it's definitely race related.

3. Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin 's swimming pool has announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8.

4. I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency.

[tenrec]

Just the jokes I needed to start the day. Thanks. I'll be off to another few hours toil now.

[seadogg]

Thanks for the chuckle.

[joggerjayne]

LOL ... very good !

[piggynose]

bernard manning would be proud of you.

[marval]

HaHa

[maggiebee]

Nearly choked over my coffee!

[roger]

Nice - short and sharp