Road rules1 min ago
Rectum Stretcher
> RECTUM STRETCHER
>
> While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
> wait.
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
> To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
> 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
> I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
> The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
> rectum stretcher do?'
> 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
> up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
> I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
> slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
> 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***? ' he asked.
> 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
>
> Traffic Ticket - $95.00
> Court Costs - $45.00
> Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS
>
> While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
> bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
> wait.
> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
> patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
> To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
> 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
> I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
> The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
> rectum stretcher do?'
> 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
> up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
> I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
> slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
> 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ***? ' he asked.
> 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
>
> Traffic Ticket - $95.00
> Court Costs - $45.00
> Look on the Cop's Face...............PRICELESS
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