What to do?

[McMouse]

My fattened-up Haggis has run away.

[B00]

How? with one set of legs shorter than the other?

[albaqwerty]

It's running anti-clockwise around the hill.

[guilliebrougues]

Oh i wondered who this haggis belonged to i have got it here i am going to send i back to you because it misses you already. I notced you have its name and address on its collar but it was clever enough to tell me its name is haggie and gave its address.

[McMouse]

Should I put some neeps and tatties out as bait?

[flump1]

Looks like you are going to have to shoot one then........

[anneasquith]

just let it " run free " its up a mountain by now :)

[albaqwerty]

o m g the thought of a topless haggis:D

[NOX]

lm f ao @ alba- I spat my coffee.

[pdust]

if you treated it properly in the first place it maybe wouldnt have run away... haggis have feelings too you know :(

[McMouse]

pdust our ran-away Haggis was treated like a member of the family and lived the life of Riley.

[anneasquith]

you called your haggis. riley? interesting !

[McMouse]

We called him Kilroy when he was here, anne.

[anneasquith]

kilroy......................... is it any wonder he ran away. though he may just have seen your avatar.

[pdust]

did it leave a note?

if it was treated like royalty then maybe its just attention seeking..pretend you havent noticed and it will maybe sneak back in when you arent looking with that 'what me???' look on its face that cats often have when they do it ..

[pdust]

dunno why i wrote treated like royalty... so ignore that and insert like a member of the family.... sorry

[mccfluff]

it might of been treated like royalty, you never know

[pdust]

true flurf and a haggis wearing a cape and crown would be so much easy to spot than a common or garden haggis me thinks...

[mccfluff]

def, i can see it in a purple gown with an ermine trim and a little tiara (for everyday use)