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A Woman's Poem/A Man's Poem

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missprim | 14:59 Thu 26th Jan 2012 | Jokes
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.




A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big breasts who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a s**t.
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Good one

;o))
LOL ...

Did you edit this poem, prim ?

The last time I saw this poem, the lines

"One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long"

... those lines were ...

"One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One whose willy is thick and long"

=0)
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No JJ I didn't edit it but my big brother sent it to me so perhaps he did. :-)
I think maybe !
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Think it may be slightly different but I expect there's a lot of these going around.
http://www.theanswerb.../Question1099704.html
Wife wanted, must have own boat,please send photo of boat.

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