Same sex marriage!

Jemisa | 13:16 Sun 29th Jan 2012 | Jokes

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Same Sex marriage

Michael and Gary got married in London.
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back
to Michael's Mum and Dad's house
In Kensington for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother,
gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school,
he asks his mum if
Michael and Gary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think!
Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum,
'Are Michael and Gary up
Yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'Never mind what you think!
Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mum says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mum replies, 'OK, ok, now tell me what you think.'

He says: "Last night Michael came to my room for the
Vaseline and I think I gave him my Airfix glue"