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sunny-dave | 17:28 Mon 30th Jan 2012 | Jokes
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Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?

A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions:

* Lather.
* Rinse.
* Repeat.
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Programming is like sex ....

... one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
Sounds loopy to me
Here's one for programmers everywhere ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WZr6fvtEgk
This cannot be true as men NEVER read instructions!

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