How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[grasscarp]

Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to form a coping with darkness help group.

[Mamyalynne]

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
A2: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
A3: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb ...

[albaqwerty]

I'm starting to feel sorry for the lightbulb. Is it the same one you're all talking about?

Yer all mad I tell ye. I haven't chuckled so much for ages. Thank you.

[Prudie]

How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and the other to sing about how good the old one was.

[Mamyalynne]

How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a light bulb?
A1: A-one . . . a-two . . . a one-two-three-four!
A2: What makes you think jazz musicians can afford electricity?
A3: We just lay down the beat and the bulb follows the groove.

[Mamyalynne]

Q: How many light bulb jokes does it take to change a light bulb joke?
A: The probability that a given light bulb joke will be submitted to the network in any given week is .4, and the probability that it will have changed detectably since the last transmission is .2. Hence (assuming independence, which is reasonable since no submitter of a light bulb joke ever seems to know it has been submitted before), the probability that it will change in a given week is .08. So it takes about 12.5 light bulb jokes to change a light bulb joke.

[Prudie]

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ten, one to hold the bulb and the other nine to turn the ceiling round.

[The Builder]

I wonder if Mr King is still around ....................

How many crossword solvers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Directionless singleton for cardinal (3)

[sunny-dave]

How many egotists does it take to change a light bulb ... ?

... just one ...

How does she screw it in ... ?

... she holds it still whilst the world revolves around her :+)

[Mamyalynne]

Oh come on the builder, tell us how that clue works, have tried removing direction from a 'singleton' but - nothing seems right.

[The Builder]

Sorry Mamy .......... bit of a feeble attempt off the cuff :o(

L(one)R

[Mamyalynne]

Oh very good!!

[Mamyalynne]

Now Mr King would have seen that straight away.

[The Builder]

:o)

[Lie-in King]

Sorry Builder, I missed it!

So the solver can do it with no hands, then?

[ladyalex]

How many Mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb ?

None..I'm all right sitting here in the dark...

[The Builder]

HaHa ................. with pure willpower Mr K :o)

[EcclesCake]

Lady Alex, how do you know my MIL?

[ladyalex]

We may be related, ecclescake....

[scowie]

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb at rowanwitch's or mamyalynne's house?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to cover their mouths so that I dont have to listen to the lamest light bulb jokes i've ever heard! :-P

[DTCwordfan]

How many Jewish people?:

Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to light the candles.

How many Californians?

Ten - One to change the bulb and nine to share the experience.