Door.

[tonyav]

I held the door open for a
gorgeous blonde in the pub last
night.

My wife said, '' You've never held
the door open for me.''

I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''

[maggiebee]

lol

[marval]

lol

[wildwood]

... and that's when the fight started.

[shooty]

and the fight is still ongoing : o