The Mating Bulls

[Davethedog]

My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, - ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year, that's almost once a week.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW That's more than twice! a week ! You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters, - 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said,
'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

[carrust]

V good. Just need to pluck up the courage to tell the joke to the Mrs.

[LochNessMonster]

I'll tell Mrs NESSIE THIS ONE AND HIDE FOR ANOTHER WEE WHILE ?