Jawing...

[Jemisa]

Three Gypsies are sitting on an old wooden bench jawing.

1st Gypsy says: 'My wife is so stupid!....She bought an air conditioner. '
2nd Gypsy says: 'Why is that stupid?'
1st Gypsysays: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'

2nd Gypsysays: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one
of them new Fangled warshin ' machines!'
1st Gypsy says: 'Why is that so stupid?'
2nd Gypsy says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'


3rd Gypsy says: 'Thats nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together!
I was going through her bag the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found
6 condoms inside..'
1st and 2nd Gypsies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'
3rd Gypsy says: 'She ain't got no ***.'

[starone]

Can you tell us what that last word is jem? Bad enough when they put sugar instead of sh*t - at least you can work that one out - but when they put three stars it completely spoils it.

[squarebear]

I assume it is pen¡s

[mrs_overall]

I assumed it was another word for a mister hen

[starone]

Oh yes, silly me! In that case, very funny. lol.

[Jemisa]

Actually the word was 'ecker with a P to start it. I can't see myself that that is a 'swear' word. Doh!

jem

[starone]

Agreed, what is there to swear with in that?

[marval]

lol