A real man

[marval]

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live without fear and forget regret
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He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine. Its wine that does all that....... sorry

Never mind.

[squarebear]

Hehe!

[mrs_overall]

In my case it is Bacardi lol

[grasscarp]

It reminds of man and wife in pub. After a few drinks man says "I love you" Woman: "Is that you talking or is it the beer?" Man: "It's me talking...... to the beer."

[Grandma_Yiddo]

That is excellent,thank you.