'OLD' IS WHEN

[dickythecook]

'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.

[tenrec]

I can relate to that

[tenrec]

I can relate to that too!

[dzug2]

So good he told it twice,,,,,,

[dickythecook]

I'm 82 you know, coming mother!

[marval]

HaHa, here are some more.

Old is when ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go
upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

Old is when... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

Old is when... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old is when... Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Old is when... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Old is when... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

[heathfield]

LOL? He doubled up!

[Old_Geezer]

'OLD' is when your memory goes, oh and also when your memory goes.

[missprim]

'Old' is when you say it twice 'cos you forgot you already said it :-)

[MarkRae]

Old is when you still refer to a 'parking lot' as a carpark.

[bookbinder]

Old is when you brag about your age as if it's an achievement.

[McMouse]

Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together.

One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yelled.

The 94 year old hollered back, "I don't know. I'll come and see." She started up the stairs and stopped. She shouted, "Was I going up or coming down?"

The 92 year old sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sister’s shook her head and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocked on wood for good measure.

Then she yelled, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

[vulcan]

I'm just glad wrinkles don't hurt.