Is my doctor havin' a laugh?

kawakiri | 13:06 Mon 20th Feb 2012 | Jokes

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"Get this. My doctor told me I could add two years to my life expectancy if I just cut donuts out of my diet. Can't figure out why I would do that. My way, I eat donuts until I'm dead. His way, I've got to go an extra two years without donuts."

I was telling a girl in the pub

Ouch

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bundleone

I'd prefer the extra two years!

Canary42

I do nut know

missprim

Not a problem for me as I hate doughnuts, horrible greasy sugary confection.
Would rather die two years earlier from eating bacon butties.

JonnyBoy12

I donut find this joke funny at all!

Signed

Homer Simpson

wildwood

If you're ever in Can or US, or AU, try some Krispy Kreme donuts. They are the best.

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