The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

[marval]

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll love it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

[Jemisa]

Clever, Liked it a lot marval.

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[maggiebee]

Ooohh Marval, you are awful but I like it.

[carrust]

Excellent!

[scowie]

Eats what he shoots? Eurghhh!