Last Bus

[tamborine]

Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be
bothered to walk all the way home.'

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look- out.

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you doing? Have you not found one yet?'

'I can't find a No. 91'

'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout.

[wildwood]

I think it is funny tambo, but someone is bound to be offended by the Irish part.

[shooty]

tis funny wildwood. us paddy's do have a sense of humour : )

[wildwood]

I know shooty, the best ones are told by the Irish. It is just the PC police that has been rampant lately.

[shooty]

stuff em : )

[shooty]

i was just saying to someone that 'people say things without thinkng, on the net' but would not dream of opening there mouth like that in person. how some can be mighty behind a keyboard. reality is, cowards to your face : (

[puternut]

Heard it similar except:

The look-out hears a lot of crashing and banging and finally a battered bus appears.

'Bloddy hell Pat what happened in there?'

'Well the 91 was parked at the back'

[marval]

lol

[missprim]

Tamborine's original very funny and puternut's version is funny too.
Love the irish jokes.