Ruff sex

[shooty]

A little boy says to his mother,"Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark

[mrs_overall]

Naughty...but very funny

[Craftypig]

OMG!! I am so offended. This joke is anti-partyist!!

[Zacs-Master]

Yes, Zac has requested I report this as dogist. ;-)

[mrs_overall]

This joke is also sexist - e.g. it's a little boy lol

[Craftypig]

And racist too!!

[shooty]

lol : )

[roger]

woof

[DTCwordfan]

this should be reported, it is barking mad.

[mrs_overall]

This is my first ever "best answer"
I can die happy now lol

[sunny-dave]

I'm hoping to die hard ...

[shooty]

i aim to please mrs o ; )

[JonnyBoy12]

Reading this joke has made me dog tired!