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marval | 19:07 Fri 09th Mar 2012 | Jokes
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An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep.

The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and bounce it off the sleeper's skull.

Startled awake, the student asked what had hit him.

"That, "said the professor, "was a flying Chaucer."
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Good one marval!
19:08 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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Thank you Mrs O
19:10 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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What the Dickens was that? said the student......
19:11 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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Lazy Trollope ;)
19:42 Fri 09th Mar 2012
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Ha ha. Very funny. Try telling that one to a English teacher though!
20:54 Fri 09th Mar 2012

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