Bear with me on this one for it is quite long but based on the OP.
The same pastor, having heard scandalous tales about what some of his congregation were up to, used the following Sunday to fulminate against the evils of fornication.
"And I knows", said the pastor, "that there is them in this congregation what has been, outside of Holy Wedlock, been 'a hein' and a shein'. Them what's been 'a hein' and a shein' must fall on their knees and pray for forgiveness.
50% of the congregation sank to their knees.
"And I also knows", said the pastor, "that there is them in this congregation what has been, outside of Holy Wedlock, been 'a hein' and a hein'. Them what's been 'a hein' and a hein' must fall on their knees and pray for forgiveness.
A further 25% sank to their knees.
"And I knows", said the pastor, "that there is them in this congregation what has been, outside of Holy Wedlock, been 'a shein' and a shein'. Them what's been 'a shein' and a shein' must fall on their knees and pray for forgiveness.