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dickythecook | 20:21 Thu 15th Mar 2012 | Jokes

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They sent my Census form back to me!

In response to question # 4, "Do you have any dependants?"
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads,
4.4 million unemployable people, 900 thousand people in over 85 prisons,
and 650 idiots in Parliament.
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

Who the hell did I forget ?

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tenrec

Chortlesplutter!

You forgot the Royal Family!

I wish this was facebook so I could tick like ha ha

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