At the supermarket

[Cockney_si]

Saw this earlier, thought I'd share it....
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

[shoota]

I do like a stick of celery!

[Unsureme]

Sorry,heard it in 1968.

[Brinjal]

It was on here quite recently but is funny

[TheOtherHalf]

Ive not heard it before. How embarrasing that must be. I bet schoo lteachers hear a lot of things they shouldnt from` their kids`