One liners.

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Police station toilet stolen - cops have nothing to go on.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes - You will learn a lot today.

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

All true wisdom is found on t- shirts.

I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it!