Choir

[marval]

It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum.

All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria" - and singing it beautifully.

Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.

A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached the conductor.

"I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard."

"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor.

"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "What are they called?"

"It's - The Moron Tap-an-Apple Choir"

[Baldric]

Made me lol

;o)

[B00]

don't geddit :-(

[cupid04]

Is that because your too drunk from all your birtday celebrations? Happy birthday by the way. LOL!x

[Baldric]

Boo, as it's your B'day
Play on words;


Mormon Tabernacle Choir

[B00]

lol, ta Cupid, naww, no booze yet. I darn't! If I start drinking now, I'll be snoring by time school's finished, lol.

And I don't geddit, because it's either super clever and im too lazy to figure it out, or I'm thick, im plumping for the latter.

[DTCwordfan]

Still don't get it. Mormons do not sing, do they?

[B00]

oh right, ta Baldric, think it'd helped if i'd even heard of the Mormon Taberthingy Choir to begin with?

[cupid04]

Better than Welsh male voice choirs I believe!

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

Cupid you're leaving youself open to be lynched... having sung with both I found all the dancing around by the MTC very distracting Give me a Welsh MVC anytime or any MVC that can stand still even...

[dickythecook]

"Mormons do not sing, do they?"
DT what about the Osmonds? OH! I see your point now. Silly me.