For Sale: One Litre Of Petrol

[Philtaz]

[Philtaz]

Will exchange for two stamps or one Gregg's pasty.

[Francis Asis]

Lol. Is that a hot or cold pasty?

[flump1]

Lol Philtaz, would you accept payment by instalments ?

[mccfluff]

swap you for a liquorice torpedo

[albaqwerty]

lol like it :-)

2sp, no, it's in an Auld's pie :-)

[emmie]

i reckon that you lot are avin a larf, or maybe not...

[Philtaz]

Apparently there's a Diesel crisis too so I'm going to sell mine, I've got a pair of jeans, a watch and 3 t-shirts.

[emmie]

would that be van diesel...

[albaqwerty]

whoosh>>>>>>>>>>

there went a naked timeless Phil :-)

[Philtaz]

mccfluff,

I'd rather swap it for a live torpedo!

Everone knows liquorice is the devil's poo........

Euuuurrrgh!

[sunny-dave]

panic now

http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/396100/

[mccfluff]

ok i have tootie fruties, maoms, jelly beans, fruit gums and a coffee loyalty card with one point on it

[mccfluff]

and a pink highlighter

[heathfield]

There are presently no less than three anti 'pasty tax' e-petitions on the Government's website. See the first, second and fourth items here...

http://epetitions.dir...uk/search?q=pasty+tax

Please, ABers, sign them all. If enough people sign, I won't have to give up my Greggs steak bakes!!!

[wildwood]

The way the price of petrol is going, you will only be able to afford it in 1 litre bottles from the supermarket soon.