Wrong number

[marval]

A woman meant to call a record store but dialled the wrong number and got a private home instead.

"Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked.

"Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children."

"Is that a record?" she inquired.

"I don't think so," replied the man, "but it's as close as I want to get."

[wildwood]

(°¿°)

[tenrec]

lol

[Francis Asis]

I once rang a restaurant and said "can I book a table for two?" and the man said "I've love to have dinner with you darling but you've got the wrong number".