LEARN CHINESE IN FIVE MINUTES

[Bumpkin_Clumber]

With apologies to our Chinese subscribers.
WARNING ---- THIS THREAD IS NOT P.C.

READ THEM ALOUD UNTIL YOU ARE WORD PERFECT

That’s not right !
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive ?
Hu Yu Hai Ding ?

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach ?
Wai Yu So Tand ?

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift
Yu Chin Tu Fat

It’s very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow-away zone.
No Pah Kin Hia

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao ?

I am staying out of sight
Ai Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile
Wa Shin Ka

Your body odour is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu
SORRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXIT LEFT.

[Sqad]

LOL

[annadomino]

Love it, alternative to last Yu Won Long Pong

[marval]

I have heard them before, still made me smile though