Who wants to be a Millionaire?

[DTCwordfan]

My wife and I are watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started....

[Psybbo]

brilliant

[grandpajoe]

Oh dear!! The old uns are the best, I suppose!!

[Arti]

Eeeh, there's nothing like a well-used joke to blow away the cobwebs.