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marval | 10:09 Mon 09th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbour to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
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Avatar Image Jemisa
Thats an oldie that one...

jem :o)
10:13 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Yes Jem, like me
10:42 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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When you reach my age marval, now we're talking old. :o)

jem
15:42 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Surely not Jem
15:44 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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I was evacuated in the war (in 1939) at the age of 4years.
Yes, that old!!!!!

jem
15:49 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Well as long as you enjoy your life, age is only a number.
15:51 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Well I've had two skirmishes with death, one twelve years ago with bowel cancer and no/ two happened six months ago when I had open heart surgery.
It seems 'Him up there' doesn't want me yet.

jem
16:11 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Marval, that made me chuckle.

Jem, you are one remarkable old gal. <thumbs up>
16:14 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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...and a foxy lady too. <double thumbs up>
16:16 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Awww! ThanQ Mrs C. Fox is my surname...

jem
16:22 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Well I am glad he doesn't want you yet
16:23 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Jem, are you the lady who looks like Pauline Quirke? At one time did you have your pic as your avatar? Or am I thinking of the wrong person?

(Excuse me, Marval).
16:25 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Got it in one Mrs C. You've got a good memory.
(Altho PQ is 3 stone lighter than me now.
Went to see her Linda and Doriann in their stage show a few weeks back. Excellant ***

jem
16:34 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Yes, she's done really well to lose such a lot of weight. I hope she manages to keep it off. I lost quite a lot, but put it all back on again. :o(
16:46 Mon 09th Apr 2012
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Yo-Yo dieting has been the story of my life. Now I let it do whatever it wants. I lost 2 stone when I qas v/ill but now its creeping back.

Tea Time so I'm off may be back after Corrie.

jem
16:55 Mon 09th Apr 2012

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