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Baby's fist visit to the doctor.
Baby's First Doctor Visit
This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight,
and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, '
No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I'm his Grandma,
But I'm glad I came in!
This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight,
and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
'Breast-fed, ' she replied..
' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.
She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed
both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, '
No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '
I know, ' she said, ' I'm his Grandma,
But I'm glad I came in!
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LOL..........this is not a joke.
Was short of money once and did a locum evening surgery in busy practice in Nottingham. I pushed the bell and nobody came in so I pushed it again and in walked a young lad and a young woman.
" I think that i am pregnant" she said.
"OK, go into the examination room take your knickers and skirt off and i will be in"
They both disappeared and when i followed she was laying on the couch bare from the waist down.
I examined her and told the lad that she wasn't pregnant and he could relax.
"Nothing to do with me Doc, never seen her before"
"You pressed the bell twice and i followed"
"I think i am pregnant" she said
Was short of money once and did a locum evening surgery in busy practice in Nottingham. I pushed the bell and nobody came in so I pushed it again and in walked a young lad and a young woman.
" I think that i am pregnant" she said.
"OK, go into the examination room take your knickers and skirt off and i will be in"
They both disappeared and when i followed she was laying on the couch bare from the waist down.
I examined her and told the lad that she wasn't pregnant and he could relax.
"Nothing to do with me Doc, never seen her before"
"You pressed the bell twice and i followed"
"I think i am pregnant" she said
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