The romantic walk!

[Jemisa]

Adults Only


A young couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll the guy's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to pee."

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he replies, "OK. Why don't you go behind this hedge."

She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of nylon knickers rolling down her voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches a hand through the hedge and touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs.

He shouts in horror, "My God Mary ... have you changed your sex?"

"No," she replies. "I've changed my mind, I'm having a sh!t instead."

[albaqwerty]

PMSL nice one Jem, or should that be a gross one! :-D

[B00]

urgh!

seriously, lol, but really urgh :P

[albaqwerty]

B00, didn't think you'd pop in due to the title lol

Romantic and B00 do not belong in the same sentence :-D

[B00]

well i saw that it was jokes and rightly assumed it wasn't mushy, lol. Didn't expect to nearly see my lunch (crisp butty in case you're interested) again though.

[albaqwerty]

ooh what flavour of crisps B00? I like plain with salad cream

Apologies Jem x

[Jemisa]

Yes Ladies Sorry about that, I did debate whether to post it. Then I thought "What the Heck?

Sorry if it offends.

Jem.

[albaqwerty]

No offence taken at all. x

[B00]

nar, didn't really offend Jem xxx

keep 'em coming :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Not from Cleveland are they ?

[marval]

Oh dear lol

[Jemisa]

No O G, Whoever Cleveland is?

jem.

[Zacs-Master]

Google Cleveland steamer