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ummmm | 21:39 Tue 10th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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School Girl says "Mummy, I know where babies come from!"

Mum replies "Where's that then darling?"

Girl says "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out. Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how u get babies!"

Shaking her head Mum says "Oh darling, that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies. That's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes & all the decorating done!
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Brilliant!!!!! X
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And there's an element of truth in it :-)

(for some people, not me!!)
Hee hee hee.

That reminds me of a similar joke:

School girl: "Mummy is it true that babies come from that place boys put their willies?"
Mum: "Yes my sweet, it is".
School girl: "Will the baby knock my teeth out when it comes out?".
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lol
Now I know why my next door niebour has so many bags and shoes!! :o)

jem
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Haha
A lot of men's shoes have appeared on the sidebars, I am confused.

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