My Wife .

[zabado]

My Wife has just had one of those "near death experiences". . . . . . She thought she could hoover up while the football was on.

[tonyav]

My wife has also had a similar experience. lol

[Mosaic]

Don't you have a pause button?

[Psybbo]

Your wife has got things seriously wrong, husbands hoover!

[tenrec]

ha ha!

[flump1]

I like it z

[flump1]

I was typing your name then and it went off on its own ...so here is the rest abado !!

[Jemisa]

Evidently she likes Hospital Food! lol

jem

[Smowball]

Lol, I like that!