A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.

[wildwood]

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.

No point in you coming in for that."

[ojread2]

haha

[puternut]

Your own repost from February 23rd wildwood??

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1109044.html

[tenrec]

You are slipping Wildwood!! Still funny though.

[shooty]

lol TWICE : )

[wildwood]

But, that was two month ago! I am now at the stage of life where someone can tell me the same joke every week and I'll think it is funny every time.

Some devious person must have send this one back to me after I sent it in February.

[baza]

the wifes grandfather used to tell the same jokes every time we went to see him, he had been in the catering corps and made exeedingly good cakes.