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Mad Cow Disease
On a rural Irish TV program for farmers, an attractive female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a cattle farmer whom she thought would certainly have some theories on the matter.
The interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. As a long time farmer and so to speak Cattle expert, what is your insight on the reason for this disease?"
Liam Callaghan, the farmer, stared at the lady reporter and said… "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Lady Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information for me, but just what is the relationship between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: No Sir, and this is really valuable information and certainly very educational for me, but what about us getting to the point sir?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED...
The interview went as follows:
The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. As a long time farmer and so to speak Cattle expert, what is your insight on the reason for this disease?"
Liam Callaghan, the farmer, stared at the lady reporter and said… "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"
Lady Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): Well, sir, that's a new piece of information for me, but just what is the relationship between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer: And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter: No Sir, and this is really valuable information and certainly very educational for me, but what about us getting to the point sir?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?
THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED...
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