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The traffic warden's funeral.
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic warden's funeral, a voice from inside the coffin screamed “Im not dead, Im not dead, Let me out !”
The vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “ Too effing late pal, the paperwork's already done"
The vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “ Too effing late pal, the paperwork's already done"
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